I'm just so happy to bring you home! You are going to make the perfect new piece for my bathroom, my new HUMAN TOILET! I haven't had a chance to try you out yet so I invited my girlfriend Quin over so she could give you a test run with me. We have been eating so badly, our tummys are so upset from us dining on decadent foods these last few days, we are going to need a full clean as we make such a mess! You better slurp it all up and not miss one drop!

I'm just so happy to bring you home! You are going to make the perfect new piece for my bathroom, my new HUMAN TOILET! I haven't had a chance to try you out yet so I invited my girlfriend Quin over so she could give you a test run with me. We have been eating so badly, our tummys are so upset from us dining on decadent foods these last few days, we are going to need a full clean as we make such a mess! You better slurp it all up and not miss one drop!