How pathetically UN-cute of you. Pushing that tape measure into your gut to try and convince me that your tiny little dick is a smidge bigger than we know it is. HAHAHAHAHA! How stupid of you. But should I expect anything less from such a loser? Don't you know that it still looks just as small? Still feels just as useless? Still does nothing but disgust and disappoint? It's still small and grotesque no matter if you lie about the size or not. LOL... and extra inch. An imaginary inch that still leaves it being just as useless.