So you have a girlfriend? A wifey? Somebody? I know you've heard that common saying "be faithful". But who is it you should be faithful to? Her... or ME? Think about it, if she gave you everything that you wanted and needed you wouldn't keep coming back to me. Yet night after night you rush back here after another disappointing night of mediocre sex and jerk your meat to Harley. If you're wondering who you should be faithful to... it's me!