Face it, you've never had much of a sex life. Blow-up dolls, pocket pussies, and your hand don't count! Neither do your wet dreams. So what are you waiting for? You know that after this many years this IS your reality! You waste your time on fantasies and hopelessly waiting for that one moment that you can find a woman just as stupid as she is desperate. Well give it up. It's not happening for you. Sex isn't meant for a loser like you, but I know what is..

Face it, you've never had much of a sex life. Blow-up dolls, pocket pussies, and your hand don't count! Neither do your wet dreams. So what are you waiting for? You know that after this many years this IS your reality! You waste your time on fantasies and hopelessly waiting for that one moment that you can find a woman just as stupid as she is desperate. Well give it up. It's not happening for you. Sex isn't meant for a loser like you, but I know what is..