Fuck your wife. And no, NOT literally. I mean fuck her birthday, fuck your anniversary, and fuck any ounce of time and energy that you dedicate to keeping her happy. Fuck her, and fuck her 'needs'. What you should be focusing on is me. The woman who actually makes you happy. You owe every last bit of your cum and money to Goddess Harley, the woman of your dreams. Not the wench who left you so unsatisfied and unhappy that you came running with your dick in hand to ME!