My friends and I are the popular group around town. And one day we approach you to invite you to a party we are throwing. We noticed that you're always alone, and don't seem to have many (or ANY) friends, so we have taken pity on you, as a way to expand your social network. After you arrive we offer you a drink to relax, and start to chat. I explain to you after I feel that you have loosened up, that this isn't just any party...it's a sex party where everyone will get wild and freaky! First though... seeing as you're new and all, we're going to need to see what you're working with. We need to ...

My friends and I are the popular group around town. And one day we approach you to invite you to a party we are throwing. We noticed that you're always alone, and don't seem to have many (or ANY) friends, so we have taken pity on you, as a way to expand your social network. After you arrive we offer you a drink to relax, and start to chat. I explain to you after I feel that you have loosened up, that this isn't just any party...it's a sex party where everyone will get wild and freaky! First though... seeing as you're new and all, we're going to need to see what you're working with. We need to know that you will be a good match for our group 'activity'. But after you drop your pants, you soon realise that this isn't a sex party at all. But a comedy show where you're the main entertainment!