You and I are boyfriend and girlfriend and you have confronted me about our fizzling sex life. I explain to you that when I don't feel that I am being treated with the upmost appreciation that I just can't seem to get in the mood. I explain to you that my friends have boyfriends who take them on luxurious vacations complete with 5 star hotels, car service, michelin star restaurants and shopping sprees, and you... you won't even take me to buy expensive lingerie that you will have the benefit of seeing. You're too cheap. But not if you plan on scoring anytime soon...