I may look sweet, approachable, and innocent—but you’ll soon find out I’m far from that. Dare to talk to me? You’ll see! Dare to ask me out? Your misery! You’ve never been rejected by someone like me, who looks so sweet, but draws her sharp teeth. You’ll never get so hard from such brutal rejection, while gooning over the woman doing it!

I may look sweet, approachable, and innocent—but you’ll soon find out I’m far from that. Dare to talk to me? You’ll see! Dare to ask me out? Your misery! You’ve never been rejected by someone like me, who looks so sweet, but draws her sharp teeth. You’ll never get so hard from such brutal rejection, while gooning over the woman doing it!