You're always sneaking away to see me when wifey isn't looking. You long for the moments that you can indulge in my voice, my body, my beauty and my instructions every opportunity that arises. There isn't a moment in the day that you don't fantasise about me. You think to yourself constantly, how much better life would be if wifey was more like me. If you had less time with her, and more time with me. We can make that more of a reality, but it all starts with one thing...

You're always sneaking away to see me when wifey isn't looking. You long for the moments that you can indulge in my voice, my body, my beauty and my instructions every opportunity that arises. There isn't a moment in the day that you don't fantasise about me. You think to yourself constantly, how much better life would be if wifey was more like me. If you had less time with her, and more time with me. We can make that more of a reality, but it all starts with one thing...