I often get asked how it is possible to serve me, and contribute to my luxurious life, while working with a limited budget. The answer is quite simple really, in fact a lot easier than you would think. It doesn't matter if you're a student, a part time employee, or a CEO, everyone has this capability. All you need to do, is max out your credit for me! Take a loan, rack up your credit cards, apply for a new one, etc. I know that at first it may SOUND scary, but really it's not. And it's not permanent. After all, what good is "good credit" if you have no one to share it with? To book hotel rooms...

I often get asked how it is possible to serve me, and contribute to my luxurious life, while working with a limited budget. The answer is quite simple really, in fact a lot easier than you would think. It doesn't matter if you're a student, a part time employee, or a CEO, everyone has this capability. All you need to do, is max out your credit for me! Take a loan, rack up your credit cards, apply for a new one, etc. I know that at first it may SOUND scary, but really it's not. And it's not permanent. After all, what good is "good credit" if you have no one to share it with? To book hotel rooms--alone? Get a newer car to drive--alone? For what? Is that REALLY worthwhile when you could spend your days pleasing me? Talking to me, and making me happy? I think we know what the better option is :)