I'm best friends with your girlfriend who has mysteriously "gone missing" again. Except we both know that isn't really the case. You come over to try and figure out where she could be, but deep down you know she's out there cheating. Since I hate you, and think you're a spineless loser, I've decided what's best for you is a cold hard dose of reality.

I'm best friends with your girlfriend who has mysteriously "gone missing" again. Except we both know that isn't really the case. You come over to try and figure out where she could be, but deep down you know she's out there cheating. Since I hate you, and think you're a spineless loser, I've decided what's best for you is a cold hard dose of reality.