I'm not the average 25 year old. I'm filthy fucking rich and I've reached this status with your "help." You love spoiling me, you love watching me spend your money and you love thinking about my bank account growing year after year. You have no plans of stopping. Listen to me brag on and on about how amazing my 25th birthday is and how I know you aren't going anywhere. [MY BIRTHDAY IS FEB. 12TH:) ]