Oh no... I don't see a bright future... there's something little in your life that will hold you back... YOUR DICK. My crystal ball shows me all the trauma you've gone through because of your little dick. The rejection, the shame...

I suppose there may be something I could do for a small fee. There's no guarantee but I know you're desperate. Pay the fee and come back next Wednesday for your healing session...maybe we can turn you into a well endowed man.