I know you've wanted to be my boyfriend for a long, long time. Always begging me to give your skinny ass a chance. I think I'm going to say "yes" today BUT there's a catch! You have to get FAT for me! You're going to stuff your fucking face and gain. You'll eat what I say, when I say. Eat mountains of junk food - just because your sooooooo desperate to be my boyfriend. Maybe I'll even reward you, jerking you off while you eat. Do what I say and stuff your face, fatty! You do want to make me happy, right?