REAL FARTS. You wake up with a red hat over your face, to see Mrs. Claus checking Santa's list. She's in charge of double checking, and you ended up on the Naughty List! Unlucky for you, she's also in charge of punishments for this year and her stomach is upset from swiping all the milk, cookies, and eggnog. You're getting a face full of farts as your punishment, and are required to smell them as long as Mrs. Claus demands you to. Close up farts bare-assed is all you deserve and they don't smell like Christmas. She farts in your face, farts into a hat and smothers you with it, pulls you in ...

REAL FARTS. You wake up with a red hat over your face, to see Mrs. Claus checking Santa's list. She's in charge of double checking, and you ended up on the Naughty List! Unlucky for you, she's also in charge of punishments for this year and her stomach is upset from swiping all the milk, cookies, and eggnog. You're getting a face full of farts as your punishment, and are required to smell them as long as Mrs. Claus demands you to. Close up farts bare-assed is all you deserve and they don't smell like Christmas. She farts in your face, farts into a hat and smothers you with it, pulls you in close and farts, and then lounges back to keep letting a few more out. Maybe next year you'll behave a bit better, unless you... like this?