I am hungry and its time to cook lunch. I boil the kettle and get a pan ready; I pick up my packet of my special ingredient, tiny shrunken men! These men are the lowest of the low and that is why they have been shrunk to the smallest size of my shrinking capabilities. I add the pasta to the boiling water, and then add some salt, before finally sprinkling in some perverted shrunken men. As the water boils I am feeling hungrier & hungrier and when the beeper alarm goes off I am excited, knowing I will soon be crunching & swallowing these tiny pointless men. I sieve the pasta & shrunken men, t... Show more