You are only half an inch tall and I have found you hiding in my food cupboard. How dare you go near my food. I bet you have been nibbling away at it all filling your tiny tummy. You are so small and pointless how dare you think you can behave like this, you will be punished. Seeing as you are so keen to be in my food cupboard then I think it only fitting treat you as food! So as I make my breakfast of porridge I explain, in detail, how I will drop you into my porridge, stir you in, and then eat it all down, crunching through your tiny body as I do! F0322