The two of you are in my office again, you two naughty St Hugh’s upper sixth form students, AKA Donkey Dick and Mr Puniverse. Neither of you can seem to stay away from me and my school. At least this time you are both clothed, still in your uniforms rather than streaking. This time I caught you climbing in through my bedroom window which is very bold indeed. I know you are both infatuated with me and I understand why Donkey keeps appearing. He loves the attention he gets from me, I am his perfect fantasy, even though he has been humiliated in the past. You however, Mr Puniverse, are always ... Show more