I am in my Headmistress office and I have found two shrunken men hiding on my desk under my ‘Headmistress’ sign. What they do not realise is I always check under my sign as it is a common places for dirty shrunken men to hide. I stand them on my desk in front of me and explain I need to remind them just how small and insignificant they are. Firstly I ring my old school hand bell before putting it over them, the vibrations from the bell ring loud in their ears, which must give them a tremendous headache. I do this a few times until they can take mo more. Next I take off my shoes which have ... Show more