I failed to check my pockets when I slipped on my skin tight jeans this morning. Normally I always check for dirty shrunken men, as I know they often sneak into intimate places they shouldn't, but I was in a rush. As I'm doing some chores in my kitchen you can clearly see close up the stupidly brave three hitch hikers poking out my back pocket.They are having quite the roller coaster ride as I walk around my kitchen; they love the idea of being close to my perfect round bum so much they have taken this enormous risk. They may be sat on or worse I may discover them! F0296