I need to teach some captured shrunken men a lesson. I have my tank full of victims on my Headmistress desk and pick one out to toy with. I decide the way to him is to tape him to the top of my pen. I need to write my ‘to do’ list and as the motion of my pen speeds up I can imagine he feels quite dizzy & sick. But he had bigger problems to come, because I have a habit of chewing my pens, and having a shrunken man taped to it isn’t going to change that. So in between writing my list the top of the pen goes straight into my mouth. As I bite down on it, lick and suck it the poor tiny man fear... Show more