I need to teach some captured shrunken men a lesson. I have my tank full of victims on my Headmistress desk and pick one out to toy with. I decide the way to him is to tape him to the top of my pen. I need to write my ‘to do’ list and as the motion of my pen speeds up I can imagine he feels quite dizzy & sick. But he had bigger problems to come, because I have a habit of chewing my pens, and having a shrunken man taped to it isn’t going to change that. So in between writing my list the top of the pen goes straight into my mouth. As I bite down on it, lick and suck it the poor tiny man fear...

I need to teach some captured shrunken men a lesson. I have my tank full of victims on my Headmistress desk and pick one out to toy with. I decide the way to him is to tape him to the top of my pen. I need to write my ‘to do’ list and as the motion of my pen speeds up I can imagine he feels quite dizzy & sick. But he had bigger problems to come, because I have a habit of chewing my pens, and having a shrunken man taped to it isn’t going to change that. So in between writing my list the top of the pen goes straight into my mouth. As I bite down on it, lick and suck it the poor tiny man fears for his life, my big, beautiful, giant lips and teeth are very scary when you are only an inch high! F0437