While I walk alone to my bedroom after a long day at work I can hear something, it sounds like faint heavy breathing and when I glance back I see you! You are handing by your fingertips from the stairwell balcony and you look very tense. I recognise you, a St Hugh’s student whom I have found hiding in St Mackenzie’s several times before and punished you accordingly. It would appear I have not punished you hard enough because here you are again! What exactly have you been up to? It would appear that you have heard me coming and were so worried by how I might punish you this time that you hav...

While I walk alone to my bedroom after a long day at work I can hear something, it sounds like faint heavy breathing and when I glance back I see you! You are handing by your fingertips from the stairwell balcony and you look very tense. I recognise you, a St Hugh’s student whom I have found hiding in St Mackenzie’s several times before and punished you accordingly. It would appear I have not punished you hard enough because here you are again! What exactly have you been up to? It would appear that you have heard me coming and were so worried by how I might punish you this time that you have scrambled over the banisters and are now hanging down the stairwell. Were you hoping to go unnoticed until I had passed when, I assume you would pull yourself back up again? I bet you were heading for my bedroom? Hoping to have a look through my lingerie drawers, or maybe even spy on me getting changed? Well your little plan does not seem to have worked in your favour does it?! I can see you are starting to sweat, I should really give you my hand and help you back over... However I am not impressed you have ignored all my previous warnings so instead I slip off my heels showing my bare feet. I stick my foot through the bannisters as you look up at it. All I need to do it bring my bare foot down onto your desperately grasping fingers, tread firmly on them, then you would have to let go wouldn’t you? And it is such a very very long way to fall, and no one would ever know what really happened.... F0559