Card holding is the new key holding...

I’d remember to tease you much more if I had your credit card with me at all times instead of trying to remember that you were home suffering with all that pain and pinching and all that frustration of ur blue balls.

Wouldn’t it be meaner that way?

Then once a month or so, I’d email you a bunch of little videos and command you to hump a printout of the credit card statement! Perfect, right?

You’d be such a fucking joke... my friends and I would laugh about how stupid u are all the time.

Heather Highborne Show more