I think it’s sooo funny how guys think it’s so cool to brag about expensive things like fancy cars..... lots of money.... Big shafts.

I think it’s time we start normalizing bragging about expensive online girlfriends that never talk to you!

Start stroking faster..... and faster. Show me how good it feels to brag about me!

And maybe you should say things like “my online girlfriend drains all my money” or “my online girlfriends ignored me after she’s made me eat my load”

Now I want you to look straight into my camera... say “goddess Heather made me eat it” ... Show more