Yes, hello... I’d like to apply for a small business loan...

Well, I didn’t bother to write out a business plan, I just thought I’d show you instead, It's a chastity cage.

I’m gonna be opening a chain of locations all over! I’m gonna hire hot girls to perform “cage checking” for all the locked up little bitches that wanna be humiliated!

Yes, I’m serious. I’m calling it “Cage Checked and Flipped off”... perfect right?

You’d give anything to just press your pathetic face up against my legs right now, huh???

You’d beg me to lock your dick up.