Yes sir, it’s true... your Interest payment is tied directly to the size of your dick. Every inch below 9 inches is gonna costs ya.

Of course it’s fair, sir... we can’t have little beta dicklette guys out there in fancy cars and stuff... they might fool people into treating them as equals or... young impressionable women might date them, eww!

Oh, you likes the sarcastic kiss??? Well I guess I could charge you for those, I never thought of that... how bout two extra percentage points on this loan per kiss.

Oh, I see your stroking even faster to that idea... Ok grea... Show more