Lost another bet? Uh, don’t you realize he’s trying to make you gay? He wants to get with me... ya know he hits on me all the time when you guys are watching the game.

First it was the unicorn onesie... then you had to shave your legs... oh and then last month you had to wear pink lipstick for a week...

Plus you know how much I’m attracted to bullies, I told you that.

And what’s that your wearing... is that a little bo peep costume?

I'm calling him right now while you listen to me thank him.

Now I expect you to sit there, right where he left you ... Show more