Hello sir, so we’ve finally gotten your results from when you came in two weeks ago and I’m so sorry to have to give you the news this way.

After several test and consults with a few doctors it turns out that you have a sever case of LOSER-itis.

So the only thing I can offer you is physical. And by that I mean I’m gonna show you how to properly jerk off and admit you have loseritis. Acceptance is the first part to recovery so uh, drop your pants and let me show ya how it’s done, Haha.

Now all you have to do is stroke to loser porn three times a day and hopeful... Show more