Hello Sir, I’m afraid I have some bad news...

If you have any last degrading or humiliating things you’d like to cross off your bucket list, I’d suggest you do them right away before your bones start disintegrating.

And trying to remove your chastity cage is not only futile, it’s also pointless... not to mention a total insult to the girl that locked you up and removed you from the gene pool.

I could make a few calls and have some of the hot nurses meet you out by the hospital trash dumpster and pelt you with spit for a full hour or so... would ya like that?