It's sooooo special how society keeps the real honeymoon details out of the main stream media...

I even heard of a few losers that got married and didn't even know about the beatings.

Oh and that’s followed by the ceremonial signing over of the bank accounts and assets.

Oh and I'd make sure I work out and keep in shape for my man too. I want to be able to deliver a severe beating every payday.

Strip naked and get on your knees, lower your head, no eye contact. Oh and be a dear and make sure your wallet is handy. Great! I'll be right back.

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