Stroke and get teased for surfing til you pop, LOL.

I'm your expensive enabler, gooner. Let's make your solo sex life even stupider!

I know you're all alone and desperate to reach a new low and you spend hours looking for that elusive picture on the wed that's gonna bring you over the loser line. If you can manage to look away from me during this video, I'm a devastating companion to your surfing for that perfectly bitchy picture or caption.

You thought jerking off alone was pathetic... Wait til you need to hear me humiliate you while you're doing it, LOL.