This holiday season, let your gift be the privilege of worship. While I bask in the sun on a perfect seaside day, you get to admire what truly matters: my divine feet, kissed by the waves and blessed by the sun. A soothing escape for you, a mere taste of my vacation. Consider it my gift —but only because you'll never deserve more.

This holiday season, let your gift be the privilege of worship. While I bask in the sun on a perfect seaside day, you get to admire what truly matters: my divine feet, kissed by the waves and blessed by the sun. A soothing escape for you, a mere taste of my vacation. Consider it my gift —but only because you'll never deserve more.