Custom Video Request: I’m interested in a fake labour video. I’d like you to start with some masturbation, complain that you’re so ready for the pregnancy to be over and you’d heard that this can trigger contractions. Give this bit 2 mins or so. Near the end of this section say you can feel something happening and simulate some contractions. Move to the shower and say things like the hot water is helping the pain. Rub your belly and occasionally brace yourself against the shower wall holding your belly and simulate contractions. Spend 2 mins or so on this bit. For the next 2 mins, get in a ... Show more