It's my birthday!

To celebrate I've decided to do some intense wet and messy splosh play.

After I blow out my candles, the cake needs to be destroyed! I smash the cake with my ass.

I get glazed in multi-coloured layers of paint, accompanied by candy and fluffy marshmallows.

It's delightful to see me glazed with all the sweet ingredients to a perfect birthday party.

For the foot lovers, this is heavy on dirty soles. See me squish the leftover cake and goo between my long toes. Observe how dirty my soles get in all the muck.

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