Today, we're gonna teach all of you how to make fetish red .
First, find some grapes and harvest them (when you find your masochist dressed in full body purple tights with balloons taped to his body, tie him up and intimidate him by popping some of his balloons). Next, put them in a container and give them a good shake to ferment them (put them in a clear inflatable PVC sack and compress them). The next step is compression (put them in a transparent rubber vacuum bed and suck out the air). Finally, store them in a cask to let them ripen (tie them up in rope and lock them in a wooden box...

Today, we're gonna teach all of you how to make fetish red .
First, find some grapes and harvest them (when you find your masochist dressed in full body purple tights with balloons taped to his body, tie him up and intimidate him by popping some of his balloons). Next, put them in a container and give them a good shake to ferment them (put them in a clear inflatable PVC sack and compress them). The next step is compression (put them in a transparent rubber vacuum bed and suck out the air). Finally, store them in a cask to let them ripen (tie them up in rope and lock them in a wooden box). Then, you will have delicious red ready to drink!