Sometimes a regular table is not good enough and you need something a little bit more unique, a little bit more...human? Yes, introducing the human table: all the beauty and functionality of a regular table, except with a person inside. Now with our 99.99% guarantee that the table man won't escape and dispatch your entire family! And that's the Human Table promise! The best thing about this wonderful amazing product is that it can eat all the food you don't want, so no more waste! Just insert the unwanted scraps into the mouth of the table and watch it disappear! Sorry Fido, no more table s... Show more