I know you've been waiting forever for this moment. For you and me-- your wife's hairy best friend-- to be left home alone for some fun of our own. You didn't think you were sly, did you? I catch you drooling over my hairy legs and the soft hairs of my lady beard all of the time. Don't worry, I haven't told your wife... yet. And as far as I can tell, she hasn't gotten a clue. Why don't we play a little 'show me yours I'll show you mine?' You pull down your pants and expose your pathetic hairless body while I drizzle oil all over my hairy ass and tell you all of the naughty things running th... Show more