Have you ever considered how incredibly hot it would be to deliberately induce a case of erectile dysfunction, through your love of porn and relentless masturbating?

Your adoration of porn transcends everything else in your life. Jerking off is your number one hobby. Yes, you’d break your dick and you’d probably destroy your sex life and you’d be left with no other choice than to continue bingeing on porn for sexual satisfaction but what would be a better excuse to wanking, edging and gooning?

Pump and goon until you’re fapping at a semi. Stroke your...

Have you ever considered how incredibly hot it would be to deliberately induce a case of erectile dysfunction, through your love of porn and relentless masturbating?

Your adoration of porn transcends everything else in your life. Jerking off is your number one hobby. Yes, you’d break your dick and you’d probably destroy your sex life and you’d be left with no other choice than to continue bingeing on porn for sexual satisfaction but what would be a better excuse to wanking, edging and gooning?

Pump and goon until you’re fapping at a semi. Stroke yourself stupid, mindless and SOFT! You’ll probably numb the sensation in your cock but all you need to do is pump harder.

Just think how horny it would be to be able to tell your beautiful Goddess Holly too, that you’ve been so dedicated to jerking off to her that you jerked your dick until it barely works. This is the ultimate act of devotion.

If you love porn as much as you say you do, this will be incredibly erotic. This is true commitment to the cause, an end goal to your excessive wanking, a truly fulfilling experience making yourself, your life and your failing erection worse all for your obsession with porn and fapping.