Babe, we've had such a good date tonight, probably the best first date I've ever been on! It's so good that I invite you home and I never do that! We just get on so well and there's so much chemistry, I can't help but want to get to know you a little better.
We're so caught up in the moment that we decide to take things further. I take out my tits and you strip down to your boxers, then you take out your cock and, Oh. My. God. Wtf is that? It's so fucking small! There's no way we can have sex...
I can't help but hide my shock and amusement, I giggle at first and make fun of you and ... Show more