You call me because you need some advice. You can't get laid to save your life, none of the girls want to fuck you! You know I'll speak honestly to you so you call me. You tell me that they all say that you have a really small, ugly cock and everyone refuses to touch it and you ask me to tell you if it's true.
Are you sure you want to do that? I remind you how brutally honest I am and that I won't hold back. You say you're sure and pull out your dick.
Oh my god, what on earth is that??? I start laughing at you, I can't believe what I'm seeing. The girls are right one is ever going t... Show more