Get nice and close and stare down my throat as I show you my bouncy uvula and tonsils. I show you my throat from different angles. I let out a big 'Ahhh!' as if I'm at the dentist. I begin to slip my fingers in. At first I touch my pink, fleshy tonsils gently, then I start to prod and make myself gag. Each time I gag, my throat spasms and my uvula shakes. I then start to cough as you continue to gaze down inside my mouth.