You’re such a filthy little wanker! You know you deserve this humiliation and you know it’s true. You don’t do anything with your life aside from WANK.

Wank, wank, wank, wank, WANK. All day long! You wake up and wank, wank before you go to bed. You’re probably wanking at work too!
Proudly living your life like a dirty, perverted wanker. You’re so loud and proud about who you are. Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves, you wear being a wanker on your sleeve!
A walking, talking, dirty wanker.

If you consider yourself a chronic masturbator, buy this clip...

You’re such a filthy little wanker! You know you deserve this humiliation and you know it’s true. You don’t do anything with your life aside from WANK.

Wank, wank, wank, wank, WANK. All day long! You wake up and wank, wank before you go to bed. You’re probably wanking at work too!
Proudly living your life like a dirty, perverted wanker. You’re so loud and proud about who you are. Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves, you wear being a wanker on your sleeve!
A walking, talking, dirty wanker.

If you consider yourself a chronic masturbator, buy this clip and listen to me berate you and call you a porn addicted wanker, in my hot British accent!