So I just had my friend over to play the new game for PS4. I go to get a cold drink for him and he disappears! Man, he's gotta stop doing that.

Little did I know, the used controller i bought for him to use was a shrinking device! Course i didn't notice the little guy until he caught me jerking off. He must've had one hell of a ride on me to get to the couch! Well, this will be the last time he ghosts me for something else!