Hey little one! you're in for a treat today. You get to see me take care of my massive soles with a front-row seat. Yeah, judging by how you look at my feet all the time, i'll bet you're excited.

And if you wanted to run away, it would be impossible! i'll have you atop so many high places and inside my low and wet shower, so you can't run anywhere. This is an experience only few shrunken little fags have had.

consider yourself lucky, runt.