Symptoms include flexing endlessly in full-length mirrors, grunting and growling as the subject punches himself in the abs and pecs. As the condition progresses, the subject may begin his belly button as he flexes - first digging a hammer handle into his navel, then impaling himself in the belly button with a crutch as he leans all his weight in, veins bulging as he groans and hits double-biceps poses, lat spreads, and most-muscular poses. As critical condition ensues, the subject will likely remove his skimpy drawstring shorts, revealing his perfect ass, and indulge in a final round of fle... Show more