When we started going out, things were really hot & heavy...But slowly I kind of got bored. Bored with you, with your ways and with your dick especially. So instead of sitting around I finally decided to tell you all about my "sneaking around" I've been doing. You see, sweetie, every time you do something stupid, I go out and fuck another guy. But this time I've thought about something you've been secretly craving. You will be embarrassed to hear my plans for you, but you are going to love it, honey.