It's time to measure your dick. I've got my ruler and I am about to have some fun with it. Don't be nervous, pull down your pants and let's see what a pathetic excuse for a dick you've got. This clip is for dicks 4" and below. I don't care if it's flaccid or erect 4 inches.
You love hearing the truth about your loser dick, especially from ME, comparing it to real men, telling you all the things you are missing out on because of your beta dick. ....
Your dick resembles slightly oversized clitoris, skinny pencil, useless and pathetic. I love watching your pinkie dick squirt, you can't... Show more