You are in my office because you have a tiny problem, literally.... You need my opinion and an official prognosis of your condition. I tell you total your pants off so I can take a look (POV View). Ummm....I'm having a hard time seeing it. I think I need my special magnifying glasses and tweezers ....Ohhh, there it is, wow, I've never seen anything like this.......It's not a small dick, not even a micro dick....it's a little pimple dick.
Pure SPH, laughing, bratty attitude, shaming and Small penis Encouragement.