My step-daughter, Amiee, came home from school a bit depressed. She comes out to find me lounging around on the patio, and explains her problem to me. Her girlfriend dumped her today. Amiee is feeling pretty vulnerable and is questioning her self esteem and sexiness. I console her as best I can with words of encouragement and confirmation of her beauty in my eyes. She seems only partially better. She sits in my lap and I hold her for a moment. Suddenly I get an idea and go back into the house for a moment, promising Amiee that I'll be right back... When I return, I have a camera, a tripod, so...

My step-daughter, Amiee, came home from school a bit depressed. She comes out to find me lounging around on the patio, and explains her problem to me. Her girlfriend dumped her today. Amiee is feeling pretty vulnerable and is questioning her self esteem and sexiness. I console her as best I can with words of encouragement and confirmation of her beauty in my eyes. She seems only partially better. She sits in my lap and I hold her for a moment. Suddenly I get an idea and go back into the house for a moment, promising Amiee that I'll be right back... When I return, I have a camera, a tripod, some baby or massage oil, and a CD player with a CD (of some music appropriate for dirty/lap dancing). When Amiee asks, I tell her that I have the perfect way to get back the sexual confidence that Amiee's lost and to prove, without a doubt, to her ex just what it was that she threw away. We are going to make a revenge DVD...