I'm sitting on the couch reading Maxim when my stepmother comes home. Right off the bat I can tell she's had a few. Lauren has been my stepmother for nearly 10 years. I was just a little pain in the ass when she and my step-dad got married and I've called her step-mom ever since. She immediately jumps on me about the things I was supposed to get done around the house. I told her that I was kind of busy today and that I'd take care of them tomorrow. That was obviously the wrong thing to say because she got even more upset. She grabbed my magazine and wanted me to compare them to her. My step... Show more